koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: koujakuebooks)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

someone flirt with me

image

this was a bad idea

saturgay:

roses are red

corbin is bleu

if u dont like high school musical

im not gonna fuck u

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.